im gay
i know
yea but for you.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Randomize
