he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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