normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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