it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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