My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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