theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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