Three words: puerto rican gang bang
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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