you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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