Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think I died a long time ago.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
