Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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