is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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