Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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