Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Never underestimate the power of titties
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