im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
