She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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