im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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