id be glad to
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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