Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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