I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
No stitches, just platelets and will power
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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