hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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