The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
you made out with another girl for some wings
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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