And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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