Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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