What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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