I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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