So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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