do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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