hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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