You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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