we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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