There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i came on her dog
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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