So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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