I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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