so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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