If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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