North Korea, Best Korea!
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Who did Billy Mays play for?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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