kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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