I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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