i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize