You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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