You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I AM VODKA MAN
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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