What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
is it fun? or sober?
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