So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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