STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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