He kissed a someone with a penis
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
the gays at disneyland are vicious
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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