We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the day after is always just damage control
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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