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(248): View more from Michigan

we have pet lesbian snakes

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(612): View more from Minnesota

How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk

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(540): View more from Virginia

just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south

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(757): View more from Virginia

this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial

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(516): View more from New York

I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH

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(678): View more from Georgia

I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.

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(513): View more from Ohio

My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.

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