Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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