no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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