Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
