Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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