i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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