so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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