what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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