I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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